They call me swordfingers

At a first glance these items may seem pointless and stupid but you would be wrong damn it - wrong! They are in fact something so ridiculous that they are better than a lump of purest green (extra points if ye recognize the Black Adder reference thar). A set of 4 is only $4.95 so strap on some miniature goodness and win some battles of yer own! 

We rate this one 4 Arrrrghs!

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A cutlass need be shiny

A Pyrates best friend oft' be their Cutlass, or sword - not to be confused with an Oldsmobile. This needs be kept in good working order and clean. Rust have no place on a pirate ship (well as much be avoided) and on your cutlass this be a cryme. A Pyrates other side-arm be the flintlock, a type of pistol. A Pyrate Captain's flintlock often be ornate as befitting their status tho it not be unusual for crew members to take such pride in their weaponry also.